Zasranitz - The Saga Continues ============================== {By Dr. Evil} Well, Our story continues when hoo joined the special agents secret service or "SASS". Hoo has grown to be a strong man who likes to shut people's mouths. One day hoo recieved intelegence report that a woman named shai shagadellic and they went to eat barbique and got busy. shai and hoo shagged all day and tried to get pregnant but without success until one day... A Man Named Fat Bastard tried to eat shai. But the brave and evil Hoo pushed shai aside and in the heat of the moment, Fat Bastard ate Hoo!!! Shai was devestated, he didn't stop crying. He was worried that the closed will be reposesed. But no worries... Hoo came out from the big fat belly of Fat Bastard and screamed: "Freedom!!!", and then he said: "No more closet for you, next!, come back 1 year from now." Shai said to hoo "you son of a bitch! ill kill you mother fucker cock sucker, u go to hell and u die!, u hear me die!!!! i want my closet back!!!" so hoo was eaten by Fat Bastard and shai began his quest for a new closet (right after he got word from intel about the new AMD-k-9028991 with the microwave, radio, TV, DVD and stuff...) he searched day and night, night and day for a new closet. On the other side of town, a man named Shmil "Shai Killer" Gill was on his way to work, and he started to fart suddenly and smell so he stopped at a 7 eleven in the middle of the road. he got out of his car and got into the store. there was a nigga from india and he started to speak spanish and french to shmil. shmil was angry at the little nigga m.f so he got out "Shai Killer" gun (specially made to kill shai's) and shot at the nigga. little intel pentium proccecors (TM) started to come out of the gun and killed the little nigga. so many niggaz started to come out of the little nigga and the said: "u bastard. we were hidden & dangerous inside the little nigga (ARMUMI VE MESUCAN) and they spoke french and spanish so shmil could'nt understand so he started to speak german and they understand and started to speak chinese so they got to an understanding that they will join shmil in his quest to kill shai. To Be Continued...